Local Fruits Stolen from South Park

A South Park resident reported that a beautiful and beloved tree in his yard was robbed last week. The thief escaped with most of the low hanging loquats, but fortunately his lack of ambition protected the higher fruits. Eye witnesses to the crime described the suspect to a police sketch artist who created this composite drawing.
The loquats were described as very juicy and delicious, showing the famed South Park terroir beautifully.
If you see the suspect, especially around your own fruit trees, contact the appropriate authorities immediately. No fruit is safe!